Mr Drek: Lex Luthor

Int: Mr Drek's office.

Mr Drek: I hope you this meeting isn't interrupting anything important you may have Mr Luthor.

Lex Luthor: Mr Luthor seems very impersonal. Just call me Lex.

Mr Drek: OK Lex um, you've been a very integral part of the injustice league and many of the members respect you as a person. Well except maybe the joker, but he's insane so.

Lex Luthor: Indeed. So what is it that you wanted to talk to me about?

Mr Drek: Well. How to put it? You're fired.

Lex Luthor: I'm sorry WHAT?

Mr Drek: Many of the others had gone to an agreement and they including myself believe that you're totally useless which is why I'm firing you.

Lex Luthor: You insignificant little bug! How am I useless?

Mr Drek: Well let's see, how about the fact that with a team filled to the brim with powerful monsters, professional killers trained in several forms of martial arts, omnipotent aliens, and psychotic murderers, it makes no sense that the one leading the team is a weak bald man. Seriously, every member on the team can kick your ass, batman, one of the few members of the justice league with no powers can easily overpower you with no effort. Hell, I can kick your ass.

Lex Luthor: I am the brains of the operation, I'm dangerous not because of brute strength or power but it's my shear cunning and intellect that makes me a match for the big blue boy scout and his little friends!

Mr Drek: Lex I understand that brains are vital to the injustice league. The problem is that we already have an intelligent beyond belief AI called Brainiac who's a million times smarter and when one our members is so smart they have the word Brain in their name there really is no use for you.

Lex Luthor: You really don't want to be insulting me. I can call upon my kryptonite suit and use it to rip your pathetic little head off your pathetic little shoulders.

Mr Drek: Yes, you have an all powerful suit that any old schmuck can use. Also doesn't having that suit kind of contradict what you just said in your previous point entirely?

Lex Luthor: Uh (Speechless) .......I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DESTROYING MY BEST CHANCE TO DESTROY SUPERMAN ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!

Mr Drek: Quick question; why exactly do you hate superman so much?

Lex Luthor: I believe it's in my file if you'd take the time to look at it

Mr Drek: (Gets the file and reads over before dropping it out of shock) YOU HATE SUPERMAN BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY MADE YOU BALD? That has got to be the biggest overreaction I have ever heard!!

Lex Luthor: When we were young he took the one thing I cherished most! I've been forced to walk around having people call me cue ball! HE ruined me!

Mr Drek: Just wear a wig! And if you're so intelligent why don't you just try to concoct a tonic that'll help you grow your hair back?

Lex Luthor: (Stands up in rage) This isn't over! I'll sue your ass for every penny you own!

Mr Drek: Whatever you say Lexi

Lex Luthor: Don't call me Lexi!!!!

Mr Drek: Whatever you say Mr Overreaction

Lex Luthor: You'll pay for firing me and when I'm done with you I'll make Superman pay for taking away my one true LOVE!!!!

Mr Drek: Get out.

Lex Luthor: (Storms out in rage)

Mr Drek: Hey Luthor. Why don't you go steal 40 cakes. Remember Lex, that's as many as 4 tens and that's terrible

Lex Luthor screams in absolute fury.

Mr Drek: Aren't I just the worst?

The End